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Ah, a job done poorly goes well rewarded. The dunderheads that perpetrated the scam that cost us billions of dollars were rewarded with $18 billion dollars in bonuses.

Even Obama blasted away at these unrepentant bastards.

Oh, that doesn't seem right.

No it doesn't Timmy. Neither does it seem right that the arrogant little pricks used our money, the "bail-out" money for bonuses. Some of these people tried to buy themselves a $50 million jet.

Did they do a good job to get a jet?

Yes Timmy, they did a good job begging for money after they did a hella good job sodomizing us.

I was soda-mized?

Yes Timmy you were.

What are we gonna do?

Well, Timmy, we're mad as Hell and we're gonna have to take it some more.

Their arrogance knows no bounds. Seriously, these guys have no souls. They're self-deluded, self-aggrandizing, heartless, responsibility-averse actions speak volumes as to the reptilian meat-sacks we're bailing-out.

May I propose we give no more money to these exponentially appalling crooks until they prove hardship and investigations are, at the very least, underway into their activities.

I find it hard to believe none of these exceptionally vulgar steaming piles of excrement is free of criminal douche-baggery. 

Billions were lost last year and they have a raging case of apathy. Their luxurious lifestyles remain paramount. In the old-days when people lost billions of other poople's money they had a conscience, felt bad and did the right thing by jumping out a window. 

I just threw-up a little in my mouth.

Have you flogged your broker today? 

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