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Jay Busse (idiot savant) writes words, gives opinions and looks forward to your opinions. I am not a journalist, which puts me ahead of many the blabbering, self-inflating bobbleheads spewing "news" at us on TV. Because I actually realize I'm not a journalist. Suicidal Utopia: For peeple that rede gud.

Posts by Month: February, 2009

Bonuses for Boneheads?

Ah, a job done poorly goes well rewarded. The dunderheads that perpetrated the scam that cost us bil...

Time: The Greatest Killer!

Not many people left from the 19th Century.  None from the 18th.  Researchers noting this...

My $819 Billion Dollar Stimulus Plan

Ahem, first, my qualifications: No one in their right mind would or should vote for me. I am complet...

Rick Santelli on Obama's Foreclosure Bailout

For now, here's the video of Rick Santelli's rant about Obama's Foreclosure Bailout.My understanding...

Penny Serenade Movie Opening Cary Grant Irene Dunne

Well, all I could find is a few scenes and the opening credits from this sublime movie.Why is it wor...

My New Invention Saves Lives and the Environment

I've sent my new invention to all the top tire producers, none seem to find "The Square" feasible.So...

Cunninglingus - it's not as easy as women think

MY KINGDOM FOR A FLASHLIGHTAh, well, there are, as of yet, enjoyable things to ponder…like how neat...

The Dark Knight, Heath Ledger and The Oscars

OK, so I'm not officially a movie reviewer. I'm a movie lover. I do know a bit about movies, like I ...

I want to be a pedophile-here's my application

Dear (insert religious organization human resource person here),I hope to enhance your standing with...

Grease - You're The One That I Want Video

Grease is a big, technicolor fun fiesta.John Travolta hot off Vinny Barbarino success in Welcome Bac...

Intolerance at its worst/best

It makes me tear-up.Freedom for some, but not for all.Equality? A pipe dream. What drags humanity do...

The Rock the Movie with Cage and Connery

I love this action flick.Nic Cage is the super-geek, Sean Connery the vintage English spy that's bee...

Potty Training at a Restaurant

Well, here is yet another story about people and why they should not be allowed in restaurants.So, d...

Transformers 2 Trailer from Super Bowl

I loved the first one, here's hoping this is as much fun.

How We Got Here... The Recession

Pick-up January 2009 issue of Vanity Fair."Capitalist Fools" gives a superb rendering of how we arri...

Restaurants - Should people be allowed in?

OK, first my little story:Had a person complain about children running around at the table next to t...

My Cousin Vinny - Two Yutes scene - two youths

My Cousin Vinny Two Yutes scene

Notting Hill movie trailer

Notting Hill, part of London, serves as the backdrop for this borderline zany romcom.In this Notting...

Dr. Shivago - Movie Trailer - Preview

Omar Sharif is Dr. Shivago in this sweeping David Lean epic. Lean has a few sweeping epics, The Brid...

The Fifth Element

The Fifth Element is futuristic fun.Bruce Willis is a taxi driver with a military past and credentia...

Troy - Movie Trailer

Here's a little preview of the movie Troy, starring Brad Pitt.Why does he still get roles? Is it bec...

My Cousin Vinny movie scene - Marisa Tomei's monolugue on deer hunting

A couple of kids head south and find themselves accused of murder.With no one else to call, they sen...

From Here to Eternity - Famed Kissing on the Beach Scene

From Here to Eternity is simply a great drama set during the great drama of the coming storm: WWII.F...

Splash

Tom Hanks, Daryl Hannah and John Candy in a fish out of water love story.Daryl Hannah is the fish To...

Fight Club - Movie Trailer

As stated here is the Fight Club movie trailer.Fight Club stars Brad Pitt as the "friend" of Edward ...

The Godfather Part 2

I love this movie as I do most movies I write about.This is not so much a review as it is a: reason ...

Apollo 13 - the movie

With a great cast and story this one was one of those that could have majorly disappointed, it does ...

Sergeant York - movie clip/trailer

Here's a little preview of Sergeant York.

The Princess Diaries

The Princess diaries stars two women I love: Anne Hathaway (new love), Julie Andrews (vintage love)....

Casino-the movie

Here's the trailer. Directed by Scorcese. Starring De Niro and Pesci.

The Godfather

Lost for words. The Godfather is almost perfect.Following the arc of Michael Corleone (Al Pacino) th...

An Officer and a Gentleman

An Officer and a Gentleman is a drama that's fun.Richard Gere's life bottoms out, he's got nowhere e...

Working Girl

Working Girl is the story of a secretary (Melanie Griffith) trying to get a head in a man's world. E...

The Usual Suspects Line-Up Scene

I thought I'd ad this scene since the movie will be edited for content... this is good content.

The Usual Suspects

I was gonna take the night off, but nooo...The Usual Suspects (a line from Casablanca) are rounded u...

Some Like It Hot

Tony Curtis, Jack Lemmon and some blonde... Marilyn Monroe.Tony and Jack are a couple musicians who ...

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid is a classic.Redford and Newman's chemistry blaze across the scre...

Double Indemnity

Classic film noir by the great Billy Wilder.Fred MacMurray is just an insurance agent who thinks he'...

Netflix is the Best

I've been a member for years. I love Netflix.I feel the need to come clean about Blockbuster: I disl...

48hrs. the movie with Eddie Murphy, Nick Nolte

The cop buddy movie is born, at least for me.Eddie Murphy's a con, Nick Nolte's a cop. Nick springs ...

Pillow Talk

Rock Hudson and Doris Day together in this farcical technicolor fun fest.Rock and Doris share a part...

The Princess Bride

I love this movie. It's got romance, adventure, giants, singing eels, a damsel in distress, really g...

Still Bushed - Keith Olbermann

Keith Olbermann continues to remind us what we just endured.The embarrassment, the laughter at ourse...

Shopaholic Trailer

This seems to be hot so I thought we could all take a peek.

Friday the 13th Trailer

This looks like it might be fun, so I thought I'd share it with you.

Dragonball Evolution Trailer #2

Dragonball Evolution Trailer #2...

The International Trailer

I like the look of this... Time will tell.

Twilight Movie Review - not mine

The book that has the entire world buzzing with excitement is “Twilight.” The first book in a four-p...

Terminator Salvation Trailer

I love the Terminator, but he's my Governator now.Here's the trailer for Terminator Salvation.

Script Girl

Script Girl is somewhat on topic and, well, it's funny.

Changeling - Not my Review

This film is based on a true story about a 9 year old boy named Walter Collins who disappears. His m...

American Bondage

I'm not much into bondage, as the term implies being bound.On the up side most American's have bonde...

A Tale of Two Cities

A Tale of Two Cities 1935 starring Ronald Colman.The Dickens classic book is long, the movie isn't.R...

David After The Dentist

This was too funny to ignore.

W. the movie trailer

I can't wait to see this.

Star Trek 2009

OK, so I haven't seen the movie, but here's the new trailer.I met the new Captain Kirk (Chris Pine) ...

Citizen Kane

Holy crap, Citizen Kane is on!What a fantastic movie. Orson Welles peaked early and peaked high. He ...

Spider-Man 2

Tobey Macguire reprises his role in an action packed summer popcorn winner.I may be the only one, bu...

The Quiet Man

Holy cow I love this movie.John Wayne falls for Maureen O'Hara (who wouldn't?).John Wayne is less sw...

Rain Man

Rain Man is about brothers. Tom Cruise is the brash semi-successful salesman. Dustin Hoffman is his ...

Michael Cera Flips Out

The title says it all.

The Da Vinci Code

I wanted to like this, I really did.I know others have said this, but I was the first, or close... I...

Wedding Crashers

Wedding Crashers is about, well to n'er-do-wells Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn.Perfectly matched, Wil...

Casablanca

Where does one begin with a movie that's been over analyzed?I'll begin by saying it's very enjoyable...

Lawrence of Arabia

Lawrence of Arabia is a sweeping epic pitting the Arabs against the turks.Enter Peter O'toole in all...

There's Something About Mary's

This one is funny. I love this movie.I remember when this came out, one reviewer complained about ma...

Finding Nemo

Finding Nemo is a colorful funfest.The adventure is driven by the search for a lost little fish. It ...

Broadcast News -The Movie

Holly Hunter, William Hurt, Jack Nicholson, Albert Brooks, um, although talent doesn't always make a...

Monk - I love Monk

I'm an easy mark when it comes to people that need help.Anyway, Monk has issues since his wife Trudy...

Braveheart

Braveheart is a movie I'll watch over and over. It's almost Shakespearean, filled with tragedy and g...

Dr. Strangelove Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

OK, this is a classic cold war comedy by Kubrick.When people hear classic they seem to think it's no...

Only Angels Have Wings

I love this movie, maybe because I don't get to see it enough.Cary Grant, Jean Arthur, Rita Hayworth...

Gunga Din

What to say?The germination for one of my all-time favorites: Raiders of the Lost Ark.Cary Grant, Vi...

He's Just Not That Into You Trailer

I like everyone in this so I thought I'd put this up for us all.

Mr. & Mrs. Smith

I found most of this movie great fun. Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have got "it", chemistry for sure...

Alexander

I must state upfront, as usual, it's really easy to write about things you love or hate.I'm left rat...

War Games - The Movie

Matthew Broderick is the High School kid that hacks into our national defense system.The computer he...

Gomorrah

This looks disturbingly wonderful.Learning can be dramatic/traumatic. This is about corruption in pr...

Ever After

Drew Barrymore plays Cinderella in this pleasant to watch update.My wife loves it. Anjelica Huston i...

Overlooked Movies

A Bronx Tale takes place in a small neighborhood in New York run by local mobster Sonny. Essentially...

Aladdin - Disney

Aladdin is a wonderful film for kids and adults.It big and bright and noisy good fun. The animation ...

Enchanted

OK, so the concept is great.I love some kids movies. I don't love this one.I can't only write review...

Forrest Gump

Run Forrest, run! This fairy-tale explores the ignorant bliss of Forrest Gump. His ability, or lack ...

Independence Day

A much hyped blockbuster that lived up to the hype. Will Smith swaggers, Jeff Goldbloom stutters, Bi...

You Can't Take It With You

I love this quirky Oscar winner. I must admit I love Jean Arthur too. The story is about an eccentri...

Stripes Review

I love the first half of this movie and don't love the second half. I've always felt as though this ...

Groundhog Day the Movie

It's Groundhog Day, which means it's time for Groundhog Day and Bill Murray.A TV weatherman (Phil, l...

Coraline - Trailer

Just a trailer from Tim Burton - hope he continues his dark ways.

Ninotchka - Greta Garbo

I must first admit as my fascination with movies grew, so did the specter of Greta Garbo. Who is thi...

Grosse Point Blank

Ah, yes, another great alternative to the Super Bowl.John Cusack as a, now reluctant, contract kille...


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