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I watched this early in the morning.

They tell us there is no reason to lose weight, just grease yourself-up and yank this thing on.

I found it entertaining. Thank spam we have no obesity problem here, you just put this on and you're healthy.

How about we lose a little weight? If you want to look like that, then look like that. Lose the weight.

Shees, what a ripoff.

If you get to meet the person of your dreams and then have to be cut out of this brat-skin and expand before their eyes, like dough rising... well, you may be sued for deceptive practices...

As the company that makes these may be, since they tell people they don't need to lose weight... just strap this on, be the person you always wanted, but are not, then you may drop dead from your obesity.

How silly... that they're selling briskly.

Please buy the book I'm not writing: Live Fat, Die Young and Slim, assuming you died in your Kymaro Body Shaping Girdle.

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