Tax'm, the new hit game show that decides what losers we're gonna tax next!

Who decides who the loser is? You do.

Say you're fat or morbidly obese, we lower your class to "who gives shit about you?" and you are taxed. Same with drinkers and wine sippers and crooks.

It's like the movie Running Man, you have no say in it and Richard Dawkins is just looking for ratings.

So, big applause for taxing fat people. McDonalds Dollar Menu will now be 5 dollars.

Polluters? Tax'm! Yeah. Coal burning plants are now taxed.

Dump toxic waste? Get taxed.

Of course jobs will be lost, but what who cares. Fuck'm, we need tax dollars.

Booze? Tax'm. Who gives a crap about people that drink?

Toys? Tax'm. Kids used to be happy making their own. Frivolity is a sin.

Water Abusers? Tax'm. Brown is the new green for lawns.

Readers of Books? Tax'm. Trees need to be hugged.

Advertisers? Tax'm. Trees and energy will be saved.

Religions? Tax'm. Too many religions with too much great real estate.

Asshole tax? Tax'm. We need the money, you make the call. It might be called on both parties (double tax).

Too many clothes or shoes? Tax'm. We'll have fashion police which make us all dress the same and goose-stepping will be in vogue.

Adding too many syllables to words? Tax'm. As in "saved" which becomes Suh-uh-A-v-uhd-duh. Per superfluous syllable tax.

Dietary Supplemant Tax? Tax'm. People buy this crap and don't use it, tax it.

Home Gym Equipment Tax? This falls under the gym membership tax, if you don't use it you lose it. But not the pounds, you're still fat and you are Taxed!

Too much chanting and/or incense tax? Tax'm. It's just programming and it doesn't work.

Greed and Corruption Tax? Tax'm. Because: There is the American Dream and then there's rewarding criminal activity.

Banks and Car Companies? Tax'm. Why? Because we all want to know what fuck is going on? Most of the people that founded these companies had no degrees.

Do they teach greed, arrogance, ignorance and ethical immorality? You certainly display talents in those areas. Royal families have fallen for less. Consider yourself taxed.

Entitlement? Tax'm. No reason need be given.

The lightening round is a blast! This is where the people answering the most wrong questions make the most money and the biggest loser gets money from taxpayers! We bail your dumb-ass out? What could be better than that?

Tax'm the new hit show that's sweeping the nation!

The creators of the show cannot be held responsible for the loss of jobs and such from the America. We shall be held harmless and relatively stupid as we claim our royalties, from a show currently playing nationwide.

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You said: "Item by item" President Obama.

Make a decision on each item or don't say you will. You've got the resources, hold people accountable...please.

Update: The show has been canceled due to large crowds of "fans" waiting outside with torches and various weapons. Many winners/losers were injured by blocks of cheese, assorted meat sticks, concrete blocks from crumbling infrastructure and paper cuts from stocks and bonds now worth nothing.

We changed the time of the show and it made no difference. Since even during business hours there are so many people out of work they still pummeled people with debris of a once great society.