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Sure there were intensified sensations...

I took the Extenze pill too late, we were already "engaged" when bloop, the pill took affect.

Then we were stuck. The pill worked too good, or wrong. I got so big I couldn't pull out.

Where's the warning?

I can't sleep like that (stuck). What if the kids came in and we're stuck together?

It occurred to me as I'm trying to disengage from my wife that it might be nice to warn us I'd blow-up like a balloon and not get out.

What the hell? I got her stuck on my lap... and I'm typing as a personal letter to help you guys...

Trapped by Extenze... damn. All those commercials, not once mentioning these little pitfalls.

Sure, they could cause all sorts of problems, they didn't mention death (and not by Extenze)... but, I coulda killed her.

Now she's scared of that certain part of a mans body... so am I.

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