Realite'! The New Drug by HappyHappyJoyJoy (H2J2) Pharmaceuticals

Realite' may cause sometimes immediate nausea and/or death. Take in moderate doses. May cause in less than 100% of prescient beings vomiting and/or uncontrolled bowel movements and/or crying and/or spontaneous cramping leading to severe fetal position syndrome and thumb-sucking.

These may or may not be immediately followed by fits of anger and/or crying jags and/or slitting of wrists and/or spontaneous combustion. If you are on fire avoid flammable or inflammable substances and seek firemen and/or water (avoid toxic water with oil floating on top) and don't drown.

Realite' has been known to cause an apocalyptic hangover type feeling. Do not operate any accounts with JP Morgan Chase, AIG, Bernie Madoff while taking Realite'.

May or may not cause piles, hemorrhoids, migraines, anxiety, blindness and/or stupification.

Don't take Realite' if you're depressed or considering suicide or pregnant or considering having octuplets.

Don't operate heavy or light machinery or stand at precipices while taking Realite'.

Discard belts, socks, knives, guns, blunt objects, hard objects, rope, water and hope... while taking Realite'.

Do not mix Realite' with Empathe'. Ever.

Do mix Realite' with Alcohol and marijuana, or any other drug that might make you forget you're taking Realite'.

Less than 1% have found relief from Realite' by eating a bullet.

If you experience an erection while taking Realite' don't call your doctor, call us, because that's a fucking miracle.

Why deal with reality when you can take Realite'?!!!