Alone at last. A deep sigh of relief, solace. “What the – He fought valiantly as his pants and underwear were ripped down around his knees. - fuck? Lord Almighty.” Forcibly bent over his desk. “Oh no, those won’t fit in there. Please God no.” His breathing hampered by things jammed up his nose. His eyes wide with fear as he fights to cover his own ass, literally. “Three car companies will not fit up my ass I assure you.” Ploop. “Yeow, I was wrong.” Looking down his nose, gripped with fear. “Hey, hey, the housing crisis is stuffing up my nose.” More stuffing in his nose. Nasal Voiced – “OK, enough already.” “In the ears guys, are you kidding? Environmental issues? Political corruption? Corporate greed?” Falling to the floor on his back, he flails. “Hiyee, shit, Chrysler wasn’t all the way in. Friggin' logo with sharp edges.” Fidgeting back and forth on the floor grunting. “OK, OK, erg. Umph… Ahhh, I think I got the big three all the way up my ass.” Whoosh. Turning just in time to see… Every defaulted Bank heading down his throat. Ack, huck dis ‘hit. Ack, ack... nah, for-closures, naw, nah therw. Weeping is heard. Nasally, pained, weeping on the level of a man passing the Guinness record gallstone, with all his orify horribly violated. Welcome to your first day in office President Obama. And then there was AIG. buy unique gifts at Zazzle |
  
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i was telling someone about this particular story last night....and its funny because as i am telling it, and reccommending that they log on and check out your site....i was laughing hysterically, because that is what i did the first time i read this.....its funny. its great how you depict the economy and how it is literally fucking us all up the ass, without our consent....some more so than others(atleast at the moment)....but in the end, we will all be on the floor, nasally whimpering, looking for the light.
the premise of it, is really not that funny...as we are all aware....but they say that laughter is one of those uncontrollable reactions to fear.
see you soon!!!