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I am a proud stoned slacker! I just need to start smoking pot.

 
Fox News is the most trusted "News" Organization? 49% agreed... Bill O'Reilly thinks everyone knows O'Reilly is an opinion show? I beg to differ, they think it's factual news.
 
Jon Stewart is most trusted news man? I happen to agree, as long as you know he's making fun of the "facts".  You can then deduce what he thinks are the facts... more than you get from most.
 
You are required to think and be entertained. The "real" news just barks at you and tells you to believe. Like taking the Bible at face value, breaking many of the commandments ends with death. We ignore this part.
 
Glenn Beck is everyman? He spouts? He doesn't shill for the Republican party? (Bill O'Reilly)
 
I watched Glenn Beck today. When he refers to something or someone he doesn't agree with he goes into a full-blown retard schtick.  Never go full retard.
 
Did we learn nothing from the war documentary Tropic Thunder?
 
This how much respect or gravitas Glenn Beck deserves. Glenn Beck Show is to News what Tropic Thunder is to War Documentaries.
 
If 49% of people think Fox is the most trusted NEWS network, than we can deduce either: The rest of the networks are sucktards or 49% of the people think Tropic Thunder is the greatest War Documentary EVER.
 
And all midgets are angry people trying to kill you. They should all be tossed off a bridge into a deep ravine.
 
Sean Penn learned his lesson: Never go full retard.
 
But hey, if you can get a huge following and a big payday, screw whatever values you had and say whatever it is that pops into your mind. Get out your blackboard, because all us stupid folk were taught that what's written on a blackboard must be truth.
 
Is anyone out there deducing what I'm deducing?

That Bill O' Reilly is full of himself, which means he's full of crap.
 
Please allow me a preemptive strike against those of you feeling the need to defend retards and the use of the word.
 
Here is the definition:
 
re·tard
–verb (used with object)
1.
to make slow; delay the development or progress of (an action, process, etc.); hinder or impede.
–verb (used without object)
2.
to be delayed.
–noun
3.
a slowing down, diminution, or hindrance, as in a machine.
4.
Slang: Disparaging.
a.
a mentally retarded person.
b.
a person who is stupid, obtuse, or ineffective in some way: a hopeless social retard.

We are slow and develop with hindrance what WE call (to make ourselves feel smart) progress. We impede our own development, we are diminished and hinder ourselves at every turn (read Douglas Adams, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, we're nothing more than an off-ramp)

Earth is a Retard-O-Rama, the mistake humans make is: we feel as though we're above that level... of that one below us.
 
ob·tuse
[uhb-toos, -tyoos]  Show IPA –adjective
1.
not quick or alert in perception, feeling, or intellect; not sensitive or observant; dull.
 
The perfect definition of Man? It just might be that it doesn't go far enough into the negative aspects of Man.
 
In closing, I think the evidence (historically: present and future, unless WE change it) clearly reflects Man's retardation.
 

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